Humour for this week: The pastor grabbed the young man by the hand as he came out of the Church after the Easter Sunday Mass, and pulled him aside. “Young man”, he said to him, “you need to join the Army of the Lord!” The young man replied, “I’m already in the army of the Lord, Father”. The pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except as a Christmas Poinsettia and an Easter Lily?” He whispered back, “It’s because I’m in the Secret Service of Jesus”.